Ladies, is your man fully self-expressed? Does the fire of his self-expression rage like a bonfire or sputter like a Jack-O-Lantern at midnight?

Take this easy 10-question quiz to find out. Then, if your man needs some help with his self-expression, click on the link at the end to find out how you can get your man to be the most fully self-expressed, lovable guy in the world.

Choose the answer that most likely fits your man:

My man goes to at least one "chick flick" every 3 months.

a - Yes
b - No
c - Yes, and he even cries.
d - No, but he does have an Arnold Schwartzeneger altar.

When you announce that you have to go to the bathroom, yet again, on the short two-hour drive to the in-laws, your husband responds:

a - "Sure honey, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
b - "Honey, didn't I tell you to go when we were at home?"
c - "Sure honey, why don't you take some Kleenex just in case they are out of toilet paper?"
d - "Jesus, why can't you go in a cup like my buddies?!"

My man hugs and kisses:
a - Me
b - Only our dog.
c - So often that I should get a restraining order.
d - Only his Green Bay Packer Cheese-head hat after every Green Bay touchdown.

When my man has something personal he wants to say to me, he:
a - Usually discusses it when we are alone before we go to bed.
b - Sends me an e-mail.
c - Usually talks about it while we are cuddling after making love.
d - I don't consider the day's sports scores personal.

My man's idea of a romantic getaway is:
a - A week long bed and breakfast excursion through wine country.
b - A weekend at the beach.
c - A surprise trip to Paris complete with passionate interludes of chocolate, strawberries, and rose petals.
d- Dinner for two at Hooters.

The most sensitive thing my man has ever said to me is:
a - "Honey, I truly am sorry you had a rough day with the kids. Would you like a massage?"
b - "Aww, look how cute that little dog is."
c - "Honey, could you give me a few minutes. I just need a good cry."
d - "Jesus, is this jock itch bad!"

I knew my man was vulnerable when:
a - He cried at the birth of our child.
b - He cried at the end of "Brian's Song."
c - He cried during the Hallmark card commercial.
d - Hecried after eating atomic wings at the football stadium.

My man's favorite book is:
a - Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
b - Sports Illustrated - The Year in Review
c - 101 Ways to be Fully Self-Expressed
d - The 25th Anniversary edition of Penthouse

After a full day's work, my man's conversation amounts to:
a - A lively conversation over dinner.
b - Swearing at his boss.
c - A detailed, blow-by-blow, minutia recounting of everything that happened from the time he left the house until the time he came home.
d - Asking where the TV "clicker" is.

After sex, my man:
a - Caresses my hair.
b - Goes to sleep.
c - Likes to cuddle and spoon for at least an hour.
d - Asks my name.

Here's how to score your quiz. Give your man:
1 point for every "a" answer.
0 points for every "b" answer.
3 points for every "c" answer.
-1 point for every "d" answer.

If your man scored:
0 or less - You might want to report your honey to the police.
Between 1 and 10 - No worries. He seems like a perfectly normal male. Sorry.
Between 11 and 20 - God, is your man trying hard! Cut him a break every now and then.
Between 21 and 30 - Man, do you have keeper! Oprah will be calling soon to spotlight your relationship.

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